"With deviantHEART, deviants are now able to use our Advanced Matching Technology to discover the love of their life. Once matched, you can reach out to your newly discovered partner to begin your lifelong journey together."

Advanced matching technology? I am the only one laughing?


I watch my message box in DeviantArt and I find this "DeviantHeart"...the first thought is that it was terribly creepy, as it is described how you "find a mach":

Complete The Questionnaire
We need to know what you're looking for in a devious match. Answer a few short questions about yourself and your ideal deviant life partner.

Get Matched
Your answers will be run through our complex system, matching you based on 50 levels of compatibility, which are guaranteed to provide long-term, successful relationships.

Make Your Move!
Once your match has been revealed, reach out to them by commenting on their Profile Page, Favouriting a piece of their art, or sending them a Note.



The first two points are not that creepy... the third one is...so as it is written this DH will give the user of this system a "perfect match" of a other deviant on the site and then it leaves it to the deviants...

you can still block unwanted attentions I guess...

I think it is implicit that using the system you cannot blame DA for open yourself to the risk...


well. Let's see how it works?
"find my match"
some question for the "extremes": what gender you like and what gender you are, and age...

how long you want to "create art" with the "special someone"? What? Is this being subtle?
In any case I select the middle one.

5. How would you describe yourself in one word?
Unique. Obviously.


6. What type of artist would you want to date?


"Artists aren't my type" then you got the wrong site, buddy....
and I find funny that there is a rightful "any" in the "match" gender section but not in the art section.
I actively do 4 of those type of art, why I cannot chose more of them?

7. What's most important to you in a match?


"They must have a lot of money." SERIOUSLY? Lol.

I choose "they must be really good looking" because I am a fucking hedonist. And a bit of a prick too, I guess...

let's see how this works? Well at the moment I can say that sure they do not promise you a fuck or anything, and the matching cannot be forced obviously (it kinda goes against human rights...)
but I notice that the service is not strictly over 18 or over 20 in some states... sure it probably "restricts" the adults and the teens in separate categories... let's say it is still dangerous...

well...
if this is going to spam me with something or change the layout of my page I will be very upset....